January 2012
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dec 30th
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Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your... →
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Dec 29th
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when two of your favorite people are fighting and... →
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Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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That awkward moment when someone takes a quote...
choistory: impulsej:    …… Really, Jesse?
Dec 27th
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Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.
gigglingbean: LOL there is over 450,000 single people and i cant get one of them?
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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